Diabetic Dave’s Inclusive No Sweetener At All Freezer Initiative

“That’s cauliflower rice Johnson!”

^{You dick…}

Just go with it. No one will question it.

Next say you’re diabetic to avoid the ice cream socials. Lol

Also you shouldn’t fuck what you eat…

Oak nut.

It's super effective!

“14 years of heroin?! Sweet!”

I thought that was a Great Dane paw with a watch.

Are you from Mississippi?

Because you’re the only Mrs i wanna pee pee that I see.

Wait… wrong state… let me start again.

Subjective but definitely not true. Lol

Thank you for confirming there is one. I thought OP was messing with us.

Ya’ll want to play lightsabres on the toilet?

Be on the couch together while touching feet. 🤗

Treat yo’ self!

Manager: This idea for the project is so fetch.

Manager: If it’s not fetch then get fetch.

Programmer: Which repo are we git fetch ing?

I’m seeing influencers advertise these everywhere. Are these actually good?

I went to shoe store with my coworker who was 2 years older than me. A worker helping us assumed she was my mother… I feltvso bad. She felt embarrassed and pissed.

It’s not gay if the Holey Spirit is between y’all

Let dude cook you cock blocking POS.

“Still not dressed, moving slowly, I’m going to be late.”

I saw a monk on YouTube said that if one can suffer than it has a soul.

Even if you are made mud and twigs you are alive. Remember that Adam was made from mud too.