That’s relieving to know. I’m glad you’re good!

She was seen picking up the shift lead’s hair and putting it in her bag, police said.

Was she a witch or something?

I’m laughing imagining some clueless dude standing in the Gay Room saying “I dunno. They just told me to stand here.”

What? No reckless gun use? There’s a kid RIGHT THERE!

That reply hurts, but just keep reminding yourself that it’s for oop’s own good. Sometimes, people need to hear painful truths.

Calling people who disagree with you “immature cunts”.

So… all I have to do to ensure my right to privacy is spend several hundred dollars and make my car ugly as sin.

Please pardon my lack of enthusiasm.

Get yourself tested. Now.

It’s also another excuse for the lack of sexual partners in their lives. They’ll love it.

I don’t like Hawaiian pizza

Cheese preenish

What goes around comes around, cheeto.

This is my favorite meme ever

Denzel Washington from The Equalizer would be absolutely kicking ass in an Asphalt Legends-type driving game. I could handle that!

Changing fitted sheets

Mom has a napkin on her head. She’s cool. Win her over and she’ll calm Dad down.

You’re on your own with the cat, though. Good luck!

There’s no way I’d vote for Gavin Newsom. AOC would be just left enough to get my vote.

We’ve known for a while that Dems won’t hold him accountable. They have repeatedly displayed their cowardice and ineffectiveness.

If your savings account pays 0% interest, consider switching banks.

“Sitting idle” is also known as “saving”