Dude. That’s NOT a brag.

It would be better if this didn’t happen at all, but I’d rather see headlines like this than some retiree getting scammed out of their life savings.

The only thing that surprises me is that it took so long. We all know that Trump is a racist, child-raping POS, so I’m more curious about the people who are genuinely surprised that he did this.

I need an ELI5 version of this. (Note: this comment is a critique of me, not the author or the content of the article.)

Edit: if “nerdsnipe” isn’t in the dictionary, it totally should be.

Outstanding story

It’s always nice when the fascists lose, but the fact that gerrymandering exists at all is a significant problem.

Very punchable face. I want to yank those earrings out with pliers, too.

Solid argument

I still think autoerotic asphyxiation is the most embarrassing way to die, but, thanks to this article, I’ve now been introduced to a close second.

The fact that he was a billionaire diamond magnate just makes it easier to laugh.

THE LIBS… somehow.

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The fact that someone is purposely letting me see them nude is a major part of what makes it sexy. Using one of these apps would just make me feel like a creepy, disrespectful loser.

Be aware - if you choose a salon, they’ll probably try and sell you a bunch of “hair products” that you don’t need, like expensive shampoos, conditioners, gels, and stuff.

Then again, this advice is coming from someone who buys whatever is on sale at the grocery store. You do you.

I knew a girl in college whose parents swore by that thing. At first, I thought your link would go to the Flowbee website, and I was amazed that it was still being sold lol

“Our product doesn’t kill enough people. How can we raise the body count?”

Just the fact that he’s doing it makes him a massive piece of shit. I don’t care about the “why”.

Edit: this is a good, detailed story. Please don’t let me dissuade you from reading it.

“At no point during filming was it intended that the satire was aimed at Greenlanders," the broadcaster stated.

Then everyone involved in the show is a complete imbecile.

Good

It will probably be more coherent than anything his cronies would write anyway

“Despite my personal beliefs, I still live in a capitalist society, and have to get along somehow.”