I want a version edited like Pop-Up Video (or whatever it was called) from VH1

If the headline didn’t end with “Kremlin Says”, I’d be much more concerned.

Integration with my car stereo for music and GPS

If true, that would be grotesquely funny

Is it just me, or does the angle of the photo make it look like people are leaning over to compensate?

“By saying ‘Free Palestine,’ you’re not admitting what you really think,” said Seinfeld, who publicly embraces his Jewish heritage and has pushed back against critics of Israel.

“Just say you don’t like Jews,” he said in reference to the movement, before comparing its supporters to members of the KKK.

In that spirit, Jerry, maybe you should say what YOU really think. You’re a genocide apologist. Embrace it, instead of putting words in other peoples mouths.

Wait… a convicted criminal hid behind the phrase “save our children” and actually ended up doing more harm than good? Completely unprecedented!

Somehow I missed that. About when was it?

Good. This was my initial reaction. “Move the meeting somewhere that Trump doesn’t have the authority to block people from attending.”

We met for lunch, where I found out she was a teacher at a private school and heavily anti-vax. Haven’t spoken to her since.

Still, I’d try it again with someone else. Catching up can be fun.

Ah. That’s a very important detail. Thanks for mentioning it!

Based on my nieces and nephews, I’m gonna say tablet. One with a thick, spongy case.

So this is it? Humans will get used to corporate digital cages?

If the corpos get their way, yes.

This is a good reminder that ridiculousness doesn’t just happen here in America; it’s a worldwide phenomenon.

Yeah. Pretty anticlimactic. Way too easy to abuse this business idea, though, so I’m not complaining.

However, in late August, the business’s website posted a message saying their services had ended “due to various circumstances.”

Saved you a click. This is the third line from the end, of course.

It’s possible to feel empathy for the victim while still laughing at the absurdity of the overall situation. To her, I’m sure it felt very real, in a way most of us will never understand. Reading about it, though, it defies common sense.

Take lots of pictures! Future you will appreciate it.

Had a friend who was hired by a temp agency to reprogram outdated mainframes in an ancient programming language. He was paid for training. There were ARMIES of people like him doing last-minute fixes. Y2K would have been a tremendous disaster if people had just ignored it.

See also: the environment, but without armies of people working on fixes.

That wouldn’t surprise me at all.

As was I. It felt like such a generic, by the numbers zombie movie with only some rare nods to the title.