Dude fuck off that’s what the Internet is.

I’m also doing like 5 other things

Think what you want, I already know I’m living a better life than you are 💖

So how’s your personal life going?

Do you usually spend this much time harassing random assholes on the internet, or was there a particular aspect to my offhanded comments that particularly triggered you?

Honestly, I’m all ears

You lose your job? Your boss mean to you? Not a lot of attention from the ladies?

Like what made you such an angry little man, I wonder…

Yes, it’s me

Because I don’t come to these spaces to discuss other people’s feelings about things, I come to them to see whats in the zeitgiest

“a plurality”

😂

Ive got a plurality for you

Also you’re admitting that the teenagers actions are insignificant in your implications.

Like I think you just want to argue man, what are you so mad about?

You wanna talk about it?

Is 17 sentences hard for you to make?

Like kiss my ass lol

You’re wasting your own time, budders

I mean, ideally, yes, people should probably try to live their lives in a way that maximizes the importance of their actions, especially when they’re actions that challenge authority.

But hey, I mean laughing at clowns is funny too, it just isn’t as impressive as, you know, actually opposing real authority figures

Yep, exactly

Hmm?

Sorry I couldn’t hear you over the sound of how much more important my time is than yours

Anyway, my point was that scientologists are low hanging fruit, they should be protesting the politicians who are selling their future, that’s all I meant.

I’m glad you feel so passionately about it though. Real “American millennials in 2007” energy

Well, today, I’m actually in the process of packing my shit so I can move into this house that I just bought.

And that’s about all the time I have for you

Why not?

What? No actually my time is very valuable, I promise.

I can see that I touched a nerve though. You’re welcome.

I’m glad they aren’t wasting their time on low hanging fruit while the global order spirals into chaos or anything…

Why do I feel like “explore private deals” really just means “inventing legal fictions” to permanently insulate themselves from risk?

What a weird little non sequitur

So punk is official just an aesthetic, nice