I think it falls flat at the end when the action begins. But most of its time it does a pretty good job at being self aware and is entertaining. I never played the Postal games though.

3 seconds? No, he didn’t even rang. Reattempt? No, he will take it to the nearest parcel shop. Nearest? No, some random shop in the city.

They just leave it at the door

Only if I’m lucky :(

As a German: It’s totally normal to order a glass of (soda) water when you’re in a restaurant for example. I personally prefer the good old Apfelschorle when I’m driving, which is not 0g sugar though.

the odds of you learning a 2nd language are slim

Tell me you’re American without telling me you’re American.