It turns out you don’t need all that stuff you insisted you did.

The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours.

I’d rather be a bird than a fish.

He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her.

Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward.

Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call home.

The ice-cream trucks bring back bad memories for all of us.

8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head.

The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose.

As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone.

With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever.

Andy loved to sleep on a bed of nails.

Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies.

Purple is the best city in the forest.

He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty.

He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker.

The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose.

The river stole the gods.

If you don’t like toenails, you probably shouldn’t look at your feet.

Honestly, I didn’t care much for the first season, so I didn’t bother with the second.