orenj [he/they]

When is he talking about. Make him say it

Green onions and broth. Meat if thats your kind of thing

I hate people so much. Oh, whats that? The big authority man told you thing was bad? You’re just gonna accept it at face value and let him do whatever he wants? Oh nooo, your fucking beloved family member is dead now, and nothing less would have convinced you. Guess authority man was wrong about this one little thing

I have a furilabs phone i got in anticipation of this… turns out no service provider supports it in my neck of the woods. Kinda fucked

Simply choose to care or not. It works best when you dont trust your own feelings anyway due to living with loads of mental illness, fuck 'em and substitute them with your ones of your choosing. Dishes and laundry is important now. Horny is not. Etc.

shoes, socks and pants OFF

Guy friends are kinda rare for me, none of them i feel normal about. I had a guy friend who kinda fell off the face of the earth because he’s so miserable working at amazon and doing trade school simultaneously. Worried as hell for him. And then i made another guy friend recently but now we’re super gay for eachother so i guess i feel really good about that one? Definitely not an ordinary friendship though.

tear yourself away from where you’re stewing in hesitation. put in some music in your ears. get a little tipsy or high if you absolutely have to (only do this in moderation), just get OUT of the headspace of ‘ugh but i dont wanna’. any other will do, just move. Do the easiest thing first. get momentum and do not let it go.

A few more years of practice and he’ll be playing ‘Eatin’ Rats’ like a pro

Dude canonically engages in for-funsies gambling matches with the guy

Alright, guess im on a potato and multivitamin diet exclusively now

Lmao

Yeag

No but thats ok

I didn’t much care for office lunch events, but the free food usually made up for it… except that time the boss got Chipoltle or whatever its called.

Didnt audacity shit the bed in some spectacular fashion a while back? I could’ve sworn there was some reason i moved to tenacity and it wasnt just a foss boner

Battery % twins

Thats so fucking dire