Toast bread with a bit of ketchup and a slice of cheese on top, sprinkle a bit of salt if necessary, then bake until the cheese bubbles. I call it the poor man’s pizza.

That’s an intelligent analysis of yourself, a supporting evidence that you fit in the nerd category.

And the president of Indonesia goes: “oil palms are trees, they’ve got leaves”

Relocated to another position, a lateral movement perhaps.

Pope: dies

Corpo God : "We are happy to announce the relocation of Pope Francis to his next steps within the company. We are thankful for their contribution for the last 12 years and we look forward to their future achievements. BR, management.