I can’t rag on the bald, for I am also bald.

Though unlike this chud, I embrace it and shave what does grow off. And I look better for it.

Fuck you Elon.

Of course this thin-skinned, whiny, barrel-chested man-baby bitch doesn’t like a documentary about him.

Honestly even the vagina is optional.

Obviously the, ahem, climax is an orgy of Weird Als.

Holy shit. I never knew I needed this until now.

Not yet, but that’s only a matter of time.

Ah yes. The lesser known cousin of the butt trumpet.

Wow look at those views! So many people watching! /s

🎶We’re no strangers to love. 🎶

I’m already rocking GrapheneOS on all of my devices except my work phone. I’m good.

Oh cool another user to block.

And, y’know, water didn’t interfere with it.

Teeefs!

He deserves naps every now and then. He’s a very busy boy.

Thank you for your fucking service. 🫡

That’s a very important date to keep track of. 🙂‍↕️

I’ve learned that if I absolutely have to use Google for something (which is very rare), appending a curse word with the minus symbol (i.e. “-fuck” or “-shit”) completely bypasses the ai mode since its designed to not engage with curse words, and the minus tells the search engine portion to disregard this word in the search results.

It’s not perfect, but it makes me feel a little better, y’know?