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This guy is such a dildo.

^has never drove a 911

“Postmortem” by Slayer.

Where do you stand on “Hocus Pocus” by Focus?

When he said to the bitchy driving instructor, “C U Next Tuesday!”

Guys not fit to be an MMA fighter.

I didn’t care. I’d never made a big deal out of birthdays and had forgotten my age. Friends would tease me about turning 30 and I honestly didn’t know.

I woke up on the morning of my 30th birthday and hit the bathroom to get ready for work. Then I noticed something…

There was a hair growing out of my ear. Not a little blonde thing; a black piece of steel wool. I instantly realized that “it” was over.

I got over it. Turns out your 30’s are the fucking best. If you’re lucky you have a couple of bucks to spend on fun and a bit of smarts to keep from doing dumb shit.

Happy birthday, b.

Welp, there’s the jacket for the next single.

BBC’s headlines are getting goofier every day.

45:33 by LCD Soundsystem.

Big “theatre kid” energy on him.

Beachfront property is the goal.

I was so blinded by my racism I failed to see the obvious. Edit: also, who’s heart? Not mine. Fuck that dude.

Great, just in time. (ffs /s!)

The long loss of appeasing Reagan and these other dead dummies. “It’s not like planes will fall out of the sky. …Oh shit.”

The pride of cancelling my 20 year subscription continues to swell.

This infringes on my trademark character “Ghost Pope”. Image

*no idea how to embed an image.

Don’t say genocide. Bunch of phony fucks.