your honor i know i was in the bank with a gun and a bag full of money, but when i tripped and fell on my face and got caught obviously i didn’t keep the money, so is that really robbery if i never got a dime?

what a piece of shit. you want to kill yourself, go to hell on your own.

they make their product and service worse but they’re still trying to fight the console wars in 2026 like that japanese soldier who fought ww2 for 30 years after japan surrendered

because this is Lemmy it’s impossible to know if this comment is sarcastic or genuine.

if anything the hallucinations will likely be less ridiculous

looks like assmold finally cleaned up his room

meanwhile there’s a very disappointed dude at a furniture store like:

yeah they’ve really fallen off since the days of Nazism

wow if only we had any idea like since the dawn of time

the obamas and trans people both living rent free in their otherwise empty heads

mind that it’s a worldwide service

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i mean “Austin TX comedy” is not really about Texas per se, it’s very specifically a stand-in for Joe Rogan. he was born in NJ.

he looks like he’s crying

last throes and shakes of a dying monster. it’s inevitable.

dude I’m so hyped for the day i see someone run with “reparations for stolen capital”.

oh no, they did the same to mamdani and he lost the election. everyone hates him now.

yeah so we can tape an entire duct around that shit

what’s the over under on how likely it is that he calls everyone who doesn’t tolerate his bigotry “snowflakes” while he’s so oppressed by the mere sight of a flag?

yeah they couldn’t even come up with anything how lazy is that