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Cake day: March 4th, 2025

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  • “That’s no gun. Now, if you’d come at me with S-Mart’s top of the line twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington from the sporting goods department, that would be different. Made in Grand Rapids, Michigan, retailing for $109.95 with a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger, it is the only gun I would carry. That’s right… shop smart: shop S-Mart… YA GOT THAT?! Now I swear, the next one of you primates even thinks about aiming their pea shooter at me…” – Ash