How could OP have transcribed the movie clip so wrong, but still made an absurdist joke? Thanks for clearing it up.

I’ve been a victim of Poe’s Law, but there has to be some threshold where it’s not ambiguous.

Notice that they voted for “Trump” but that it’s “government” that damaged their business. Curious.

I thought the original post was satire - list all of the privacy issues, then throw in “Privacy <3” at the end. Seriously, almost every one of those points has a potential privacy issue.

Guess I was being too generous.