

Rubio was bored. Didn’t have enough jobs.


Oh no how unfortunate.


“Presented” in the biological sense.


What, above the age of consent?


How many dolls does this cost?


I’d cancel the clam chowder.


Beginning to think this Putin fellow might be up to no good.


How many giraffes long was the article?


If “does this look infected?” was a person.


Don’t worry. The billions Zuck dumped into crypto and NFTs will pay for the billions he dumped into VR.
He’s a genius, dontchaknow.


I’m sure you don’t. 🙄


So what’s the demographic problem? Not enough people? But they have 17% unemployment because they have too many people.
Which is it?


Did you miss the part about 17% unemployment?


100%. Love the frog suits.


If it makes you feel better, go nuts.
But they have Face ID, gait ID, they have the signal from your cellular-equipped car, on and on. Even if your phone is “off” it’s transmitting an ID for antitheft purposes. Your smartwatch is leaking your location, and your smart tags.
Leave the car at home? They can track your public transit card via the credit card you used to fill it.
Stay home and post online? Palantir has Reddit posts from deleted accounts they will dig up to torpedo your future political ambitions as they did with Graham Platner.
We are all on the regime’s naughty list. Might as well make the most of it and demonstrate peacefully. And without a mask so you don’t look like an agent provocateur.
It’s Spartacus time.


I mean, accounting for purchasing power parity, you wouldn’t, by definition.


How dare you question your social betters.
Now go back to sorting your recycling.
What? Naur!
Give a bully what they want once and they leave you alone forever.