Hungry with itchy eyes? Deep fried chicken with the sensational flavor of Allegra is here for you.

See the problem is you’re using logic and reason backed up by facts. They need to hear loud buzzwords from talking heads.

I think the problem is we don’t have huge ol crickets that are lobster sized. Otherwise you’d have Red Locust and all you can eat grasshopper legs.

Is this the dog that looks through windows desperately at their ex?