there is no such thing as an EU-US trade agreement

Maybe this? https://ec.europa.eu/commission/presscorner/detail/en/qanda_25_1930

It should be possible to buy frozen durian in Germany, in asian supermarkets. Not sure if that’s an option.

The downside is, you will be spending a lot of time customizing your Linux and fixing problems. This can be very rewarding and a great learning experience but it also takes time and effort. If you want to spend less time with your computer and more time talking to people offline or enjoying nature, installing Linux can be a bad idea.