should have let him fart first?
Different cultures have different gas-passing mores.
If you’re in an Asian country, it may be fairly common for both farting partners to release gas simultaneously, as a way of conveying sustained interest in the gas. In some European countries, this could be seen as quite rude, though, depending on how traditional your boss is.
I love these stream-of-beansciousness posts
Fuck you I’ll keep bean that shit
ah shit I missed it! When will the vods go up?
Please report any fiber.
Inconceivable!
If your intestines are wall-to-wall 
with no room for air, you can’t fart
pokerap beat fades in: soybeanis, red beanis, pinto beanis, black beanis, … (tens of thousands of legumes later) … ice cream beanis, broccoli, cabbage, kohlrabi,…
ectoplasmologically accurate beanis
abeanis fowl
very pretty
and the lemon flower is sweet
(but the fruit of the poor lemon is impossible to eat)
How will I know if I took enough legumes to see the hat beanis?
In that order?