Not so sure I’d actually wanna live near the Highline

Not ‘the world’ - your fellow men

It truly is the age of Aquarius

First, God sent the locusts. Americans voted them into office. So God came up with plan B: diarrhea.

If it’s a Boeing I ain’t going

American cars have been expensive crap for a long time now. This backward industry deserves to die a quick death

In the sense that no person of taste WANTS to drink American beer, and so can choose to act accordingly - yes, you’re free. Free in the political sense, and free from stained well water.

Okay so now every ship will be taxed first by Iran and then by the US’ians. All to lower oil prices.

Stable genius indeed.

Amen brother

He needs to distract from:

• the Epstein files
• his surrender to/in Iran
• his money laundering schemes
• his convictions of sexually abusing women
• his neglect of Venezuela
• his so far failure of his Cuba policy
• rising cost of living
• rising inflation
• his shameful devaluation of the World Cup
• …

Please add your favorites

Hey Alice. Google Ernst Röhm. There’s your future

Because “secretly” they shit on the concept of democracy, laws and courts. They want a military theocracy.

Just like Iran. Just like the US.

Fuck they found my porn mags

Alaric? Is he a Visigoth or Ostrogoth?

Pump-and-dump*

At some point the husband will be full. Somewhere around cat #23. So the 24th should work.

Then you get a fifth ¯_(ツ)_/¯

What’s stopping you from getting a fourth cat?

It’s always projection

He just loves humiliation