toeknee

the Super Bowl is just a bunch of burly guys pressing tightly against another group of burly guys trying to prove who is best at handling balls all to win jewelry and a purse.

don’t forget back room deals!

if this guy was still in charge, he’d probably encourage more people to travel to the games because “seats might become available suddenly”

I hope all their future meals taste like piss and flies

Their clothes always have the logos of their donors on them. The bigger the donation, the bigger, and more prominent the logo.