Peak microwave

One dial is power level, the other is time.

Canadian election is today. Who they choose is who’s gonna have to handle or succumb to Trump.

Thank goodness John Henry has taught us Americans that machines will never beat humans, so we obviously know how this will end. /s

And just like that every American good costs significantly more.

If your family income is less than about $200,000, congratulations, your tax rate has at least doubled.