Is FIFA coining it in? Yes.

Did FIFA bend the knee to Trump? Yes.

That’s all you need to know. Shit will be said and done but ultimately the footy will played and people are generally going to forget about all this. That’s how World Cups work.

All they need to do is get one Elon to sign up to their $5 billion SuperAlpha WinnersOnlyPlusPassPlan and they’re golden.

Who would’ve thought a casino bankrupting, pussy grabbing, compulsive lying, narcissistic, Epstein best friending, felony committing, convicted sexual offender could enter and succeed in the political arena whilst accusing people of eating cats and dogs?

But here we are.

Not a great leap to a different strand of bullshit that would leave the wider world agog. More agog. Agoger?

Fear not, NACC to the rescue!

It’s quite likely that the only controversial outcome here is the LNP beating ON, and the ensuing mudslinging will be a beautiful thing to behold.

That or the relevant parties will just treat it as the honest mistake that it is and just get on with it…

Could put a full stop after Coalition tbh.