Probably the emergency exit door too.

One can only assume. I can imagine that if putin came in contact with a group of Ukrainians he would probably not have much time to say anything before being quartered with dull knives.

Now let me translate my Mexican impression of what a Ukrainian would say in English:

Fuck you Putin! And Trump! How about we “Ukrainians” get all military vehicles currently in our territory and you get whatever is left of the soldiers who didn’t run back fast enough.

I heard that Duterte got his Nobel price for his hard work in the Filipines! C’mon putin, visit Cancun but why not have some touchdowns along the way. See if you can tell interpol from cute dancers or maybe food servants? The interpol has your price! Come get it!

Hold on! 3 school children from Panama are not there yet to be murdered by our weapons. How can Republicans live with theirselves if we don’t get them? Give it a few more hours.

Unless Israel doesn’t provide the 50 virgins trump ordered and the beach front areas requested.

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