I don’t leave food out. Garbage gets tossed, counters are cleaned. I replaced half the windows in my home and caulked up the rest. I bought a salt gun and have been picking them off but there’s always more.
How do I figure out where these little fuckers are getting in?


Yes, looks effective!
When young, I had a blowpipe shooting sucker cup darts.
Most effective mosquito hunting device I ever owned. But left a mess of the target and was slightly cross to re-use the darts ;-)
I will give translating a try, but guess some of the silly punch will get lost in translation:
“Will the salt squirt [on] the beetle?
No, the beetle stays complete for an easy cleaning”
(Where “bespritzen” may also be used as a colloquial term for ejaculating on someone or something and is in general only used for liquids)
That’s pretty funny. Even funnier that it’s saying almost exactly what I said!
Yes, after thinking about it for a few seconds it becomes clear what they are trying to say.
The direct 1-to-1 translation to German is just really bad and funny sounding :-)