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minus-square🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·23 hours agodude, we’re using the plunger wrong, it goes up and down, not left to right
minus-squareunemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·23 hours agoYep repeatedly and forcefully. Wish did we upon a metaphor
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·21 hours agoInstructions unclear, plunger stuck in butt. quietly moans
minus-square🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 hours agoDealing with the source of the problem directly
minus-squarePistcow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 hours agoYou know, it was the early 2000’s and these hipster d-bags didnt own a plunger. So now they get to deal with a football sized turd while I do the Irish goodbye.
minus-square🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 hours agoyou could have gotten a poopknife
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 hours agoThey just got the house, give them a break. I didn’t see you bring a plunger as a housewarming gift, did you!
minus-square🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 hours agono kidding, but now I know what to buy for every future house warning gift
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 hours agoOther guests might bring flashy tchotchkes, but it’s the humble things that really matter when it counts
dude, we’re using the plunger wrong, it goes up and down, not left to right
Yep repeatedly and forcefully. Wish did we upon a metaphor
Instructions unclear, plunger stuck in butt.
quietly moans
Dealing with the source of the problem directly
You know, it was the early 2000’s and these hipster d-bags didnt own a plunger. So now they get to deal with a football sized turd while I do the Irish goodbye.
you could have gotten a poopknife
They just got the house, give them a break. I didn’t see you bring a plunger as a housewarming gift, did you!
no kidding, but now I know what to buy for every future house warning gift
Other guests might bring flashy tchotchkes, but it’s the humble things that really matter when it counts