Depends what I’m doing. Escaping work? Sit. Half asleep? Sit. Just trying to get shit done but I’m having this annoying ass interruption? Stand. Watering the graves of assholes? Stand. Anything else is basically sit. Oh except gross toilets you really don’t want to touch.
Sitting down takes longer. IMO it also flows more easily if I’m standing. I’ll sit if I’m tired, or half-asleep, or whatever. I’ll stand most of the time to get it over with faster.
Depends what I’m doing. Escaping work? Sit. Half asleep? Sit. Just trying to get shit done but I’m having this annoying ass interruption? Stand. Watering the graves of assholes? Stand. Anything else is basically sit. Oh except gross toilets you really don’t want to touch.
Sitting for a midnight piss makes it a lot easier for me to get back to sleep.
I know this is in my future, but I ain’t fallen back asleep on the can at 2am yet
Plus you might not have to turn on the lights which helps a lot to go back to bed.
Sitting down takes longer. IMO it also flows more easily if I’m standing. I’ll sit if I’m tired, or half-asleep, or whatever. I’ll stand most of the time to get it over with faster.
it depends, if you need to poop the pressure and relaxtion makes it easier.
Oh, so you don’t poop standing up?
Do you have a cloaca?
if you’re a bird or lizard.
Yes, why do you ask?