It’s in Not the Onion because Hegseth has a history of leaking information because of his alcohol problem
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_government_group_chat_leaks
anti-whistleblower, anti-snitching task force.
The leak is coming from inside the building.
He’s… He’s in the room.
My God, who is this sonofabitch?!
God damnit this sketch gets posted so many times these days. And it fits every time.
Spoiler: it’s him
Isn’t this like the first step in the establishment of fascism
Have your general squash or dissenters in the ranks.
Isn’t he the leak?!?
“We’ll stop at nothing to find him” the man says, standing in front of his own wanted poster.
“We’re all trying to find the guy who did this.” 🌭
A lot of jokes itt, but this is more fascism.
Making fun of fascists can often be just as satisfying as punching them. Both is best, of course…but one or the other will also do.
no, it will not do.
do more
“We’re gonna be so good on OpSec from now on.”
His office then proceeded to send out an urgent memo with the title written in all caps comic sans “TAKE US SERIOUSLY, IT IS MADATORY”
Shtrike forsh!
The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
Most transparent administration in US history, folks. /s
Meanwhile pausing CMMC. Again.
This is a bit like when I pretend I didn’t fart and it’s just me in the elevator alone.
“The leaks are coming from inside the SecDef’s office!”
