I’m no proctologist, but I bet that, if you practice your squatting and get one of those long shoehorns for people who can’t/won’t bend down much, you can REALLY get far in there.
It’s probably not very good for your insides but I’m no gastroenterologist, so can’t say for sure 🤷🏻
Hey now! That ruins your teeth and breath. Better to evacuate via the other exit!
How deep do i have to go to get to the dangly thing in the back of the butt??
According to my high quality anime based anatomy texts, it should be a straight shot from booty to tonsils!
It requires use of tentacles though.
I’m no proctologist, but I bet that, if you practice your squatting and get one of those long shoehorns for people who can’t/won’t bend down much, you can REALLY get far in there.
It’s probably not very good for your insides but I’m no gastroenterologist, so can’t say for sure 🤷🏻
What the hell kind of ologist are you then?
Procrastinologist
I don’t know, but I never want to find out.
But that ruins your ass’s breath!
Found Ace Ventura!