I keep thinking that I’m married, but when I have to drive my wife’s car I think maybe this racoon theory makes more sense…
Should have just played along. Free wife.
Only for the 30 seconds it takes them to abscond with your trash can.
What’ll I do for the other 19 seconds?
I have more than one trash can. She’ll be back.
What a great word. Abscond.
Idk free raccoon seems better
Bad news: It’s one like the one with the evil grin and steepled hands from the meme.
I think there is definitely a deal to be made, here. A compromise of sorts.
From the creators of OctoDad, RacoonWife!
Oh wow, I completely forgot about that dumbass game. It’s almost worse than Goat Simulator in terms of pointlessness and unplayability.
It’s a QWOP-like. The controls and “unplayability” are features.
Man, if Jimothy put that much effort into the garbage heist, just let him get away with it.
He could have just accepted things and have a wonderful life.
haha. those TomNook s get smarter ever day xD
The fact he had to pause for a moment to realize “nope I’m not married”
