

Have you tried this?:

Resident goofball. Freaky furry. Silly little guy who’s not so little. 🇧🇱🇺🇪. Pansexual. Husky. Woof. 🐶
Sometimes I pretend to be stupid for fun. Other times I am not pretending.


Have you tried this?:



Crimson Desert is the world I’m currently lost in.
Dragon’s Dogma 1 is also good. The second is prettier to explore, but IMO is a weaker game on the whole compared to DD:DA. 2 is also getting a Dark Arisen dlc, but I don’t think it’s gonna fix a lot of the fundamental issues the base game has.


I was over there. Now I am over here.


Then I would have pee on my hand or foot. Gross.


I usually sit to pee; but since there’s piss on the seat, I stand and end up contributing more piss to the already pissy seat. It’s a vicious cycle of piss.


I’ll just stick with my Bug Assault salt gun. Much more fun when it takes your own skill to hit the bastards.
There was a Pope Mobile in one of them, which means that there was a Car Jesus. Or at least a Christian Car Bible.


It is both an incredible game and also, somehow, riddled with absolutely bonkers design decisions. It is overall a good game, but it has tons of small issues that add up over a session of play. I like it; but I would very much add a huge disclaimer along with my recommendation for it because it can be hard if you’re not a soulslike player (tho they have added easier difficulty modes since launch), the puzzle design is inconsistent to the point where the solution can often be super easy but figuring out how to actually interact with the puzzle is frustratingly unintuitive, and the quests jump around between characters and events in very nonsensical ways. One moment you’re just gathering herbs for the tavern keeper of a town, the next you’re sent off to fight some magical bandit way up in the mountains without any kind of segue or even having anyone talk about the boss.
It has depth to it mechanically; but a lot of mechanics aren’t actually used for much. Like you can use brooms to sweep floors and clean chimneys; after over 100 hours of play I have only had quests to use this mechanic TWICE; and one was the tutorial on how to use the broom right at the start of the game.
It can also be overwhelming with the controls. I haven’t used M&KB myself but it’s one of the ever present complaints about how shit is bound and what can’t be changed. Playing on controller is also kinda awkward as every single button has 3 or 4 possible contextual actions and you also need to utilize a lot of button combos; almost every possible combination you can press has some action associated with it. Doing some of the most awesome moves feels like you need 3 hands to pull it off consistently. Like grappling a high point, launching yourself into a ball and then using a special ability only activated from that spinning ball state takes 3 combos of buttons in rapid succession. Until you’re familiar with the whole sequence you will probably fuck up the input at some point, and if you’re not very dextrious you may never pull it off smoothly.
The graphics are also kinda weird sometimes. It can be incredibly beautiful, nearly photo realistic. Other times, like inside, at night, or during rainstorms, it looks uglier than a game from 2003.
The main thing keeping me going is that combat is fun as hell, and the feeling of the game is hella good. It’s very much like a fantasy RDR2; it just also has bafflingly bad bullshit like a Bethesda RPG does.


Cum, Stains!


Used to until we moved. We left the china and the china cabinet behind. Only thing we took that was in it was my mom’s snow globe collection.
I wouldn’t bother getting another. I have no desire to have a set of fancy dining ware that gets used maybe once a year. The only fancy dining ware I need is anything not paper and plastic.
I still own a PS2.


If they wanna cram words never said or implied down others’ throats or define things in a way only they could ever possibly understand, I simply block them. There’s not going to be any effective communication when it comes to the illiterate and willfully ignorant.
Because calling them blue onions would be weird.


Co-dependency from just being alone? That sounds awful.


Depends on whether or not it tasted as good as honey. Even honey itself can taste wildly different, depending on what pollen was gathered by the bees to make it. Clover honey is the most common I see, but blackberry honey tastes even better IMO.


Tim Sweeny is justification enough to not use anything associated with his company.
Unfortunately, way too many games are built on Unreal to ignore everything. 😔


Unless I go to WinCo, chips.
I ain’t paying $7-8 for a bag of Doritos. WinCo is the only store around here where they are only ~$3 still and regularly on sale for about $2.50.
So if I barely tip the ball pitched at me and it goes flying into the fence I’m gonna get in trouble? Fuck that.
Wow. Even Sony doesn’t require the subscription service to voice chat with friends.