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1 day agoFriends! Canadians! Countries of unfamiliar spellings! Lend me your eggs!
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
Currently on Earth for 8 years ensuring steps to unite humanity and usher us into the galactic civilization just so I can see my boyfriend again.
Friends! Canadians! Countries of unfamiliar spellings! Lend me your eggs!
My memory is great.
It’s my recall that is actually shit.
So I remember shit that happened when I was three. But I will only ever be able to recall any given memory when it does not fucking matter. If I witnessed a crime, I won’t be able to recall anything during the trial; but 3 years later in the shower it’ll all come back to me.
Has anyone offered to sell us eggs at exorbitant prices? Cuz that would be funny as hell.