• lurker_supreme [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    3 days ago

    who are these people? there was a shartist at my office job like 10 years ago, always left the mess next to the toilet instead of in it.

    these must be the people that control society from the shadows, a secret cabal of people who put dookie where it doesnt belong

    • TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today
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      3 days ago

      In the early 00s I worked at a small movie theater where someone shit in one of the urinals on a Saturday night. Which was fairly impressive considering that we only had one men’s bathroom and there were almost always multiple people using it at any given time.

      The going theory was that the manager had shit in a bag and then dumped it in the urinal. He tried to get someone to clean it out, but I told him he was insane if he thought anyone was going to handle human waste for 4.75 an hour.