The golden age of “who knows what’s happening”
All I know about magnets is this, give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that’s the end of the magnets
- Golden Scientist Trump
This reads like a North Korean headline
Golden age of ignorant people.
so back to drowning women in rivers because they float like a duck?
I’m sure he could, but it would be in Europe away from him and his science denying flat earth believing pals.
Wait, this isn’t the Onion?
What, he’s going to find out the youngest age a girl can get pregnant?
This has been known for all of human history it’s around13
Well we’d rather forget, thank you very much, but Crump keeps reminding us
Pregnant at 4, birth at 5 years old, 7months, 21 days. Youngest pregnancy ever confirmed.
I would like to punch somebody really hard on the face right now. I need a drink. At no point in history should that have ever happened. I feel sick.
Goddamn how???
Precocious puberty and sexual abuse. They never found out the identity of the father.
By driving science away to places it can thrive
Miserable fucking sycophants. He’s actually ushering in a dark age worse than the one that followed the burning of the Library of Alexandria.
Donald Trump says Donald Trump is a pretty cool guy
Sadly he is an old man who won’t die soon enough.
He could by getting all conservatives out of policy making positions, but he is too much of a bitch to do it.
Ha, ha, ha
What, they’re seriously believing Trump and “science” belong on the same page together?!?
he would likely die bathing in water filled with gold particles.
Drinking molten gold would be more suited to his crimes.
Pour it down, Targaryen style.
In other old news: the sugar industry says “sugar isnt dangerouse and too much sugar doesnt exist” (yes this is actually a statement of the sugar industry)
