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Cake day: August 26th, 2023

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  • That is the standard plot for any good story.

    The most basic version is: normal person gets pushed out of their comfort zone, undergoes turmoil, comes out of this turmoil changed.

    Unfortunately popular movies tend to make them all “tough guy gets pushed into violence, destruction ensues, he gets the girl and/or revenge” or “uptight person gets put in absurdly contrived cringy situations that are supposed to be funny, then comes out of the situation not uptight and gets the girl.”




  • Your manipulation of government with billionaire money has paid off in an inconvenient way. The crazy MF who you thought you could control and give you all the tax breaks and power to manipulate the market has gone rogue battling the billionaire authoritarians of other countries for nothing more than ego.

    Congrats. You have survived the initial catastrophe. Thank goodness you somehow knew to be prepared for such a situation. Hmm, how did that happen?

    As the world is plunged into nuclear winter, chaos, starvation, and warring with whatever weapons are left, you will watch it all happen from the comfort of your bunker as your supplies and fuel dwindle only to die just the same from starvation, some infection, or most likely painfully and slowly from a radiation induced illness thanks to the now completely poisoned world. “King of the hellscape” would be on your tombstone, except there’s nobody left to make one. #winning.


  • The first one of the new set was ok. Slightly darker overtones.

    Backing up a bit - the second trilogy had an all-star cast, yet a wooden log had more writing skill, acting ability, and charisma than the people on the screen. It was like people in a classroom being told to take turns reading out loud from the assigned book. The lack of acting and directorial skill was made up for by the abuse and overuse of CGI. Awful. I have never watched the second set since release. Lump the Boba Fett series in with this set, it was so wooden and poorly written they had to bring in the Mandalorian to rescue it.

    Han Solo? Throwaway movie. Really didn’t do the character justice. Turned him into an Errol Flynn “Robin Hood”. I think everyone’s forgotten about it even existing.

    The new set? Love the practical effects. Way less CGI. Awesome. But now the acting was ridiculous and over the top as were the characters. I know she gets some hate, but I think Ridley did a decent job of it with what she was given. The rest? Meh. Just written crazy with shameless bad writing, merch placement, and trite lines.

    We’ll have to see about the new Mando movie.

    Best Star Wars? ANH, ESB, R1, Andor. Some of the Mandalorian series. Probably some of the animated ones, but I haven’t watched them.

    Eh, turned into more of a critique than I wanted, but I guess I’ll leave it.