• Abyssian@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    No worries, I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about this. I got you.

    They do get strength enhancements to all their muscles, but the pee-out and hold-pee muscles stay in sync so there’s still some dribble. Unfortunately there’s nothing new to balance that accidental firing of the now super strong shart muscle, so after around 40 every male superhero power blasts shit almost every time they finish taking a leak.