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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 24 hours ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 24 hours ago
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  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    Ace Ventura:

  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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    7 hours ago

    Tis a Monopoly reference?

  • k0e3@lemmy.ca
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    16 hours ago

    The Epstein Member’s Club Card

    • BenLeMan@lemmy.world
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      Well, he did get out of jail, didn’t he?

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    That card is a representation of bribed cops and politicians.

    They are more than happy to release him. They are getting paid handsomely to do it.

    • _‌_反いじめ戦隊@ani.social
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      23 hours ago

      Lit. the Rober Barons.

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    Could be worse. Could be the Go to Jail card mistaken for a Get out of Jail Free card. I’ve literally seen someone do that - put it by their money pile and everything - and the other player not notice. I’m not even sure the person who had it knew they’d committed the “crime” by doing that.

    As a child at the time, I somewhat carelessly blurted out what they’d done not long after I noticed.

    • ABluManOnLemmy@feddit.nl
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      Ending up in jail is a good thing in monopoly once all properties are bought. You can stay there, collect rent and make trades without risking landing on someone’s property and paying rent.

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      Cheating is in the spirit of Monopoly

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    The card is a Trump pardon

    • JohnSmith@feddit.uk
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      19 hours ago

      So, trump card.

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    22 hours ago

    Needs a top hat and a monocle.

    • monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world
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      22 hours ago

      Supposedly he never had a monocle. But you and I both know that they have been messing with the timeline.

      • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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        Exactly. Mandala effect my ass. Made this shit up to cover their tracks. “Oh, no. You’re just not remembering correctly!” Fookin’ gaslighting is what that is.

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        Berenstain Bears my ass. I gotta find my way back to the dimension where that was spelled with an e.

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        This is the grimdark timeline

    • teslekova@sh.itjust.works
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      They’ll give it back on the way out of the prison. Didn’t you ever see Blues Brothers?

    • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world
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      19 hours ago

      The Mandela effect strikes again!

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        https://i.imgur.com/7RMi97p.jpeg

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    I wonder how many people have genuinely tried this; and if any of them actually succeeded. 🤔

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      https://www.motorbiscuit.com/secret-card-police-get-speeding-ticket-lawbreaking/

      And its so internally enforced that this happened

      https://www.newser.com/story/356143/cop-who-ignored-courtesy-cards-awarded-175k.html

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    Worked for CZ of binance.

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    They were trumped up charges anyway

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