When is burrito day?
But I like the alliteration.
Then how about this:
Taco Time, Today!
Easy for you to say.
But I’ve developed a fear of uncooked lettuce.
Im sure they can microwave your lettuce for you, if you ask.
Tacos shouldn’t have lettuce…
Next you’re going to tell me people don’t have to wait until 4:20 to smoke weed
it’s always 4:20 somewhere
That’s…not how timezones work, with the minutes.
One of the best memes right here
Akshchually … A few of them are offset by 30 or 45 minues.
https://www.timeanddate.com/time/time-zones-interesting.html
More opportunities for 4:20
But there still a lof of time when its not 4:20 somewhere
Take another toke and it’ll make sense
Wait. What???
We have Taco every time the strait is open … or close … or when the reflecting pool is filled or emptied … or …
Yeah, but if you have it whenever you want, it becomes less special
No you can’t. You can’t even have tacos on Tuesday. Tacos have lettuce in them.
Nobody in 2026 is going to eat lettuce.
You know, this might be shocking to hear for you, but other countries outside the US exist.
People that grow their own are probably really popular and/or smug right about now.
We do tacos multiple times a week, because why is there a specific day for such bliss? (Edit: I mean this in the broad context, not in the historical context of the origins in a marketing scheme.)
Started as a promotional thing to increase traffic to Mexican restaurants in America.
Tuesday is the slowest day of the week for eating out in America, at least back when this marketing scheme launched.
I know but we’re talking about modern uses, why constrain your life to marketing campaigns?
What’re you, some kind of communist?
Because some restaurants have deals for taco Tuesday so it may be worth it to some to wait to save some money.
Save some money and learn to make them yourself.
Didn’t Taco Bell bully a small taco shop in New Mexico into releasing the trademark on “Taco Tuesday”, saying it’s such a household term that it should be free for everyone to use. Then they snatched the trademark up immediately and started using it and enforcing it
Friday is the typical taco day in Norway. If you’re in the northern US or Canada, I’m pretty sure you have valid reason to adopt this proud tradition from the old country.
Heresy
