cannedtuna@lemmy.world to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours agoThis guy’s a real Upstart if you ask melemmy.worldimagemessage-square123fedilinkarrow-up1603arrow-down115
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minus-squareOldChicoAle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·13 hours agoLinux users: come join the community! It’s free, safe, and accessible! Also Linux users: you fucking swine? You do WHAT?! Like just be happy more people are joining the community and contributing. Shesh
minus-squareiocase@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·43 minutes agoI once saw a guy standing on the edge of a bridge, about to jump. I ran over and said, “Stop! Don’t do it!” He said, “Why shouldn’t I? Nobody cares about me.” I said, “Well, do you run Linux?” He said, “Yes.” I said, “Me too! Desktop or server?” He said, “Server.” I said, “Me too! Debian-based or RPM-based?” He said, “Debian-based.” I said, “Me too! Debian stable or Ubuntu LTS?” He said, “Debian stable.” I said, “Me too! systemd or an alternative init?” He said, “Alternative init.” I said, “Me too! runit, OpenRC, or s6?” He said, “s6.” I said, “Me too! s6 with s6-rc as the service manager, or s6 with 66?” He said, “s6-rc.” I said, “Me too! s6-rc with the full supervision tree defined declaratively, or with hand-rolled run scripts?” He said, “Hand-rolled run scripts.” I said, “Die, Poettering apologist!” And I pushed him off.
minus-squareOldChicoAle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·5 hours agoAfter the 1000th time, it stops being a joke. Say something enough times, and it becomes your truth.
minus-squaregnarwhal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·6 hours agoJokes are usually funny though
Linux users: come join the community! It’s free, safe, and accessible!
Also Linux users: you fucking swine? You do WHAT?!
Like just be happy more people are joining the community and contributing. Shesh
I once saw a guy standing on the edge of a bridge, about to jump. I ran over and said, “Stop! Don’t do it!”
He said, “Why shouldn’t I? Nobody cares about me.”
I said, “Well, do you run Linux?”
He said, “Yes.”
I said, “Me too! Desktop or server?”
He said, “Server.”
I said, “Me too! Debian-based or RPM-based?”
He said, “Debian-based.”
I said, “Me too! Debian stable or Ubuntu LTS?”
He said, “Debian stable.”
I said, “Me too! systemd or an alternative init?”
He said, “Alternative init.”
I said, “Me too! runit, OpenRC, or s6?”
He said, “s6.”
I said, “Me too! s6 with s6-rc as the service manager, or s6 with 66?”
He said, “s6-rc.”
I said, “Me too! s6-rc with the full supervision tree defined declaratively, or with hand-rolled run scripts?”
He said, “Hand-rolled run scripts.”
I said, “Die, Poettering apologist!” And I pushed him off.
Is joke.
After the 1000th time, it stops being a joke. Say something enough times, and it becomes your truth.
Jokes are usually funny though
no