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Two panel meme.
Top panel: Woman in the front seat of a car screaming at a child in the rear seat. She’s saying “Why can’t you just shutdown?”
Bottom panel: A child screaming “A stop job is running for Session c2 of user … (1:30 / no limit)”


I don’t think that’s true. Bootup and suspending don’t need stopping things like that.
Source: I use systemd btw
Oh but it’s not just stopping things, starting things is subject to the same issue also:
A start job is running for "wait for network to be available"(attached to a network interface that is not necessarily connected at bootup)
Systemd is just special.