Today is my 25th birthday

CaffeineTwo@piefed.world · edit-2 4 days ago

teslasdisciple@lemmy.ca · 4 days ago

I would give my left nut to be 25

Janx@piefed.social · 4 days ago

I would also trade this guy’s nut to be 25 again!

EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml · 4 days ago

I’d collect left nuts like a 🐿️ to be only 25!

AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

I also choose this guys dead wife

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

…ok, but now I’m curious. Who is this time lord who offers time travel in exchange for testicles?

Maiq@piefed.zip · 4 days ago

Dr. Whosticles.

humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

Back in my day, the exchange rate was 100 foreskins per miracle. Not sure what that is in testicles.

mrmisses@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

So that’s why Christians want to take our foreskins so badly!

teslasdisciple@lemmy.ca · 4 days ago

Oh wait, this isn’t Craigslist, my bad

orenj [he/they]@leminal.space · 4 days ago

cronos, probably. I wouldn’t bargain with him, he’s known to eat more than just a nut.

zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 4 days ago

I think the problem is that the timelords don’t take left testicles.

Catma@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

What about the right one?

teslasdisciple@lemmy.ca · 3 days ago

The right one is bigger so it’s more valuable

MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 3 days ago

and now I just read up all about deez nuts

zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 4 days ago

Maybe there is no right testicle and it’s just two left testicles?

mountainRadish@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Why not the right one?

Lena@gregtech.eu · 2 days ago

Yeah, it’s only right!

billwashere@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

I would trade my middle nut to be 25