• JamesTBagg@lemmy.world
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    20 hours ago

    I broke my foot a few years ago and can’t run anymore. I can’t play anymore but I’ve really been considering pulling my paintball gun out of the closet.

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      15 hours ago

      Let’s cheer you up by going to the paintball range and purchasing far more paintballs than we’ll be able to use in our allotted time. I’m sure you’ll dispose of the extras safely.

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        4 hours ago

        Also, going to the beaches here in San Diego and harassing the people harassing the seals and sea lions.

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          4 hours ago

          Of course, you’re joking and we’d never do anything like that. In fact, we were busy studying the white Jesus Bible when we saw those people’s backs spontaneously expel paint splats onto themselves.