Holy shit that text is his voice
I, uh… what?
He’s got a history with eating raccoon penises. He has defended it. On public record.
So we dump water on his head, clean water, and the parasite comes out?
I saw it happen with a praying mantis recently.
We dump holy water on his head, then it spins around three times, he starts levitating, then he vomits all the moths that hatched from the brain worms.
Might take a little more, but I’m pretty sure its never been tried, so why not give it a go?
It needs to be holy water. Just boil the hell out of it.
Worst case scenario is that he gets a bath. Interesting scenario, he drowns to death cause he can’t survive in water that’s not rancid.
What in the actual fuck?
Now that’s pure comedy right there.
Now me go peepee. Me maybe lucky me do peepeepoopoo
He just flipped the food pyramid. He’s going great work to save lives. The original food pyramid cost million of lives.






