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minus-squarePRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·edit-25 hours agoHe’s got a history with eating raccoon penises. He has defended it. On public record.
minus-squareTanis Nikana@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·5 hours agoSo we dump water on his head, clean water, and the parasite comes out? I saw it happen with a praying mantis recently.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·45 minutes agoWe dump holy water on his head, then it spins around three times, he starts levitating, then he vomits all the moths that hatched from the brain worms.
minus-squarePRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·5 hours agoMight take a little more, but I’m pretty sure its never been tried, so why not give it a go?
minus-squaremuffedtrims@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 hours agoIt needs to be holy water. Just boil the hell out of it.
minus-squareTanis Nikana@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·4 hours agoWorst case scenario is that he gets a bath. Interesting scenario, he drowns to death cause he can’t survive in water that’s not rancid.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 hours agoWhat in the actual fuck?
He’s got a history with eating raccoon penises. He has defended it. On public record.
So we dump water on his head, clean water, and the parasite comes out?
I saw it happen with a praying mantis recently.
We dump holy water on his head, then it spins around three times, he starts levitating, then he vomits all the moths that hatched from the brain worms.
Might take a little more, but I’m pretty sure its never been tried, so why not give it a go?
It needs to be holy water. Just boil the hell out of it.
Worst case scenario is that he gets a bath. Interesting scenario, he drowns to death cause he can’t survive in water that’s not rancid.
What in the actual fuck?