Greenland Energy [the one year old Texas company] has retained Phil McGraw, better known as Dr Phil, a prominent rightwing former chatshow host who served on Trump’s religious freedom commission, to make a documentary series that will “capture the mission of these modern-day wildcatters”.
Who had “Dr. Phil makes a documentary on speculative imperialistic oil drilling in Greenland” on their bingo card.
Nope. Mine says “Dr Phil found naked and hanging in Thai hotel. Death due to sexual auto asphyxiation and blood loss from severe rectal bleeding. Medical team was alerted by a group of ladyboys Dr Phil had hired the night before.”
As a pretense for war goes, its less than the USS Liberty, less than WMD bullshit, less dead babies than the incubators, maybe a USS Maine type thing happens eventually.
Who had “Dr. Phil makes a documentary on speculative imperialistic oil drilling in Greenland” on their bingo card.
Let me check…
Nope. Mine says “Dr Phil found naked and hanging in Thai hotel. Death due to sexual auto asphyxiation and blood loss from severe rectal bleeding. Medical team was alerted by a group of ladyboys Dr Phil had hired the night before.”
Not sure why it’s so oddly specific?
What does your bingo card say about orange don?
Lightning bolt on the 8th fairway.
Literally smote by god would give me a solid chuckle because of the calisthenics his religious base would do to make it somehow a good thing.
My bingo card caught fire & burned my house down. I refuse to see this as an omen.
Mine is currently raping a neighbor’s puppy and saying “tno” is the best HOI mod, whatever that means, when the chirps about ‘blood and soil’ let up.
As a pretense for war goes, its less than the USS Liberty, less than WMD bullshit, less dead babies than the incubators, maybe a USS Maine type thing happens eventually.