WanderWisley@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 days ago🚨 who's gunning for the number 1 spot?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up1139arrow-down122
arrow-up1117arrow-down1image🚨 who's gunning for the number 1 spot?lemmy.worldWanderWisley@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 days agomessage-square10fedilink
minus-squaregon [he]@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 days agoDoes frequency of masturbatory activity raise or lower your rank? Does circle-jerking, in the metaphorical sense, affect the rankings? Your answer has raised further questions, frog.
minus-squarefrog@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 days agoRaises ranking because imagining sex is closer to sex than not imagining sex.
minus-squareOozingPositron@feddit.cllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 days agoBe right back, I’m about to become the first human in history to reach first place on the sex leaderboard without having any sex.
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Does frequency of masturbatory activity raise or lower your rank? Does circle-jerking, in the metaphorical sense, affect the rankings? Your answer has raised further questions, frog.
Raises ranking because imagining sex is closer to sex than not imagining sex.
Be right back, I’m about to become the first human in history to reach first place on the sex leaderboard without having any sex.