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ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 day ago

What are some good uses for Vaseline?

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What are some good uses for Vaseline?

ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 day ago
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  • thenextguy@sh.itjust.works
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    I know a girl who thinks it goes. she’ll make you breakfast. she’ll make you toast. but she don’t use butter, and she don’t use cheese. she don’t use jelly or any of these

    she uses vaseline

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      Good cover by Ben Folds

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      22 hours ago

      wtf…

      are you certain she wasn’t trying to kill an abuser?

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        It’s a song.

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          from where? the section on how to murder a cheating bastard the stupid way?

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            It’s I believe “she don’t use jelly” by the flaming lips. But also Vaseline isn’t that toxic to eat (I would not recommend eating it) especially if you were only using it to butter toast.

            It’s just a fun, silly song.

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