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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 day ago

greeting a CEO

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greeting a CEO

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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 day ago
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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/64780888

Cross posted from https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/46398896

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    That guillotine looks awfully small. Is there enough power to go through a human neck in a single slice?

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      Its not for his head. Not that one at least.

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      Some people deserve a couple whacks.

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      Could be used for stop him from reproducing.

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        Dickotine

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        Ah, the Mel Brooks guillotine.

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          Oh man, I totally forgot about that! Classic movie!

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      Don’t worry, these tech guys don’t actually care about efficiency.

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