Whoah hold on… the orange idiot is getting way too much athleticism credit here…
Good point. The orange blob could in no way lift his leg high enough to kick a ball.
TBH Netanyahu doing it would be more accurate. Pretty sure the Iranians don’t like being bombed, even the depraved IRGC, but they won’t agree to a peace deal with the USA while Israel continues to wage war on them.
Actually, more accurate would be President Pedo doing it to himself.
One of the ceasefire talks ended because Israel kept sending missiles in the middle of it.
Unless US completely accepts all the terms, Yahu can just go “nah” and keep US in war. Even once the president changes.
Only other option is we stop funding Israel their missiles, but obviously that’s antisemitic. /s
Fun Fact: The Iranian demands include a cecation of hostilities against Palestine and Lebanon.
The six conditions include … a permanent end to attacks against Iran and its allies in Lebanon, Palestine, Yemen and Iraq…
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/8/9/iran-issues-new-demands-as-pezeshkian-seeks-deal
This is because the reality in the region is that the US is assisting Israel in a war of territorial expansion that involves all of those countries. Iran knows that it’s not enough to merely convince the west to stop attacking just them, because they know that this alone does not cease Israel’s lebenstraum. If Palestine and Lebanon fall then Syria and Iraq are next, and that means doom for Iran.
Not very realistic with China and Russia being the military backers of Iran.
What’s not very realistic?
Iran falling to Israeli expansion. Iran and Israel are basically equals in both armaments and atrocities.
Given their inaction before (and their involvement in starting it) it’s probably not a hard requirement but something they thought they’d toss in there to look good.
Ngl, using their political leverage to try to end two instances of genocide does look pretty good, even if it is just for self-preservation.
This is semantics, but what’s happening in Lebanon certainly includes War Crimes but it’s not comparable to what Genocide means. Let’s not water down crimes like this. If the Hezbollah are “trapped” between the rest of Lebanon and Israel then that’s the result of their own actions, no pity from me.
That’s great pal, but the eradication of an entire culture kind of requires them to be eradicated rather than forced to move a few miles north and live in the same state they did before. Ukraine isn’t a genocide, for example.
Forced migration is literally always step 1 of genocide. What?
The genocidal intent and tactics are clear
Waiting until a genocide is complete before calling it such goes against the entire reason the definition exists in the first place
Fair enough. I am not sure how far Israel will go with expansion into Lebanon and I don’t know the measure of displacement and death that would constitute it as an attempted genocide, so I can’t really argue against that.
And Putin…
It’s more like Trump’s lies about Iran being fed to Axios are Lucy and the stock market is Charlie Brown.
By all reports, trump is definitely Pig-pen
Hey, don’t do Pig-pen dirty like that.
okay, but now try to imagine trump running at all. Let alone running and trying to kick something.
It’s more like the two of them shaking footballs at each other.
Now that’s funny
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