So, in the last few years I’ve read a lot of posts on reddit that some men won’t wash their ass because “it’s gay”.
Can’t we just troll these guys into believing that it’s gay to brush your teeth aswell? I mean, the motion you make with your hand resembles that of a blow job.
It would not only be hilarious, it would also warn women ahead of time that the guy with bad breath probably don’t wash his ass and is a homophobe.


Real men don’t go to the doctor!
(This is an actual problem, unfortunately.)
This is a problem. I did this. Every dude I know has done this. Not because I’m a “real man” but because I’m lazy and was young so didn’t think I needed to go.
Had a health scare a few years ago now I have regularly scheduled dentist appoiments and physicals. No more screwing around.