So, in the last few years I’ve read a lot of posts on reddit that some men won’t wash their ass because “it’s gay”.
Can’t we just troll these guys into believing that it’s gay to brush your teeth aswell? I mean, the motion you make with your hand resembles that of a blow job.
It would not only be hilarious, it would also warn women ahead of time that the guy with bad breath probably don’t wash his ass and is a homophobe.
Theres nothing more masculine and heterosexual than two bros having sex. Having sex with women is feminine and thus gay.
Teeth are for fairies. Why are you brushing your teeth, are you fey?
I once met a gay dentist. Obviously brushing teeth is gay
I use my toothbrush on my asshole because I’m double not gay.
Yes, but then do you also brush your teeth with it? That’s the ultimate not-gay test
Do I look like a guy who can afford two toothbrushes?
That’s not what they were implying, dear CumFart
Also that straight men sit down to pee. Otherwise they have to hold a penis, and there’s nothing gayer than that.
I think it’s also pretty gay to have sex with women. I mean, they are cute, clean, soft and doesnt have all that ass and back hair.
It’s more masculine to fuck some hairy beast. I mean, it’s pretty darn masculine to try to fuck a silver back gorilla.
it’s also pretty gay to have sex with women.
Yeah Andrew Tate literally said that iirc
Brushing your teeth is super gay. It’s taking a long object, basically a dildo, and shoving it in mouth while you suck on it.
Then you let the toothpaste fall out of your mouth like a fat wad of cum and finally spit it all out into the sink like the dirty used hole that you are.
Combine that with the choking sounds, gagging, and hand motions, it’s a three-minute ritual of gobbling the ceremonial cock, and for what? Breath that smells nice for our boyfriends?
Miss me with that gay shit. My mouth smells the way it should; like rotten meat and moth balls, because I’m a REAL man and REAL men don’t need no sissy goop in their cock holster every morning.
…and finally spit it all out into the sink…
Speak for yourself. I swallow like a good boy.
Hey there, you busy later?~
Just release some fake research about how vitamin C estrogenizes you.
Yeah! So they all get scurvy.
Those woke dentist scolds keep telling me to brush my teeth and stop gargling sand every night.
Everything is gay. Carrying a shopping bag, …gay.
Jerking Off? Gay. Wiping your ass? Gay. Sex with a woman? Believe it or not Gay.
paying too much for a sweater…gay.
…Somehow, i don’t think you need to do anything at all to achieve your goal. That kind of guy definitely doesn’t brush his teeth either.
At this point “gay” is a compliment to me, ngl.
Given the health benefits brushing your teeth applies to your entire body, it’s an awful bad idea.
At the end of the day, when a person has to go to the hospital for a complicated procedure due to bad oral hygiene. The cost falls back on the entire society, even in the case of selfpaid hospitals - The capacity is strained a bit further, to help a preventable situation
Real men don’t go to the doctor!
(This is an actual problem, unfortunately.)
This is a problem. I did this. Every dude I know has done this. Not because I’m a “real man” but because I’m lazy and was young so didn’t think I needed to go.
Had a health scare a few years ago now I have regularly scheduled dentist appoiments and physicals. No more screwing around.
I heard about one of these guys who got an infection because of this. He was 2 degrees removed from me so not some random internet story.
His body was penetrated by bacteria, that’s pretty gay ngl
Being clean is gay. Unless you’re into musk. Which is why I don’t bathe when I’m planning to do gay shit.
But who in their right mind would be into a billionaire??
If wiping my arse is gay, I don’t wanna be straight!
If men wiping their ass is gay, I’m so glad I’m not straight
