My grandmother used to have a cat named Whiskey. She jokes that when she’d call for her cat, all the neighbourhood bums came
Cum, Stains!
Komm, stains! nope, same auf Deutsch. Best bet for op is take the dog very far away, where they don’t know what cum stains are? OK fine op can stay
Which is why I named my dog Fire.
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I totally didn’t steal this from the game RoboCop: Rogue City.
I don’t get it
As someone already explained,
Come (Cum), Stains!
Don’t people normally say “come here, (pet)”? Or “come on”?
George Carlin, is he was with us… Go to a park! Go to a park and tell someone you lost your dog and his name is Stains and you’re looking for him! It might take them a while, but they’ll figure it out. So run! Run! But keep calling him! Cum Stains! Cum Stains!
You should have named it Stay. It would’ve really messed with the other dogs.
