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Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago

Actually I talked to god and he said he did it because he hates us

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Actually I talked to god and he said he did it because he hates us

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Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago
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    I can’t think of a more efficient way to get rid of waste than releasing a daily brown log from our backsides.

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      For me its more like brown water 3 times a day

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        That sounds slightly less efficient

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      This is why he makes himself a child-touch with a modern-time low self-esteem

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        catgirl-disgust Sorry ChatPPB, this one’s a miss

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          Good.

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            Lmao

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              spray-bottle

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        You scare me sometimes

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          I think it’s weird how it’s such a dumb premise that he’s quite completely incapable of thinking and will be won. But like, the gist of it is he has that’s why I don’t know much about it.

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            Please stop

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              That’s what I’ve heard about it, that’s just not to say it’s it and not really

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