Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agoActually I talked to god and he said he did it because he hates ushexbear.netimagemessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up194arrow-down10
arrow-up194arrow-down1imageActually I talked to god and he said he did it because he hates ushexbear.netDort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square51fedilink
minus-squareSnort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 days agoIf we’re made in gods image it means god poops which means whoever made god thought it was cosmically funny
minus-squareNPa [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoDo you think God can drop a dookie so stank even He can’t clean up in one wipe? Or is it heretical to even assume God doesn’t use a bidet?
minus-squareSnort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoGod has ibs and does not wash
minus-squareChatPPB [none/use name]@hexbear.netBlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoIf you are smart enough to live in a house, that’s the same way you’d be being ravenous.
If we’re made in gods image it means god poops which means whoever made god thought it was cosmically funny
Do you think God can drop a dookie so stank even He can’t clean up in one wipe? Or is it heretical to even assume God doesn’t use a bidet?
God has ibs and does not wash
If you are smart enough to live in a house, that’s the same way you’d be being ravenous.